Lots of clubgoers have missed the popular flashing LED pacifiers that everyone had at clubs, when the U.S. government banned them awhile back as unsafe for babies (it didn't help to argue they were used as adult pacifiers). Well, this one apparently is allowed cause the finger strap makes it a ring and not a baby item, even though the pacifier is full-size.

So, as long as you are an adult, go on, keep those teeth from grinding, and get ready to suck happily all nite! Oh, and we love that the Chinese manufacturer's actual name for this item is "flashing high light". Talk about truth in labeling!

Pacifiers come in assorted translucent colors with red, green, and blue LEDs that flash multiple patterns. Turns on and off from a switch on the side. Comes with an elastic finger strap to wear as a ring. Long-lasting AG3 batteries are installed and are NOT replaceable.